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Intern Position Up For Grabs!


Calling all humans! Elasticity is seeking a kickass intern (paid)!

Okay, not ALL humans. We do have some qualifications. See below, and please sing along out loud to the tune of “The Perfect Nanny” from Mary Poppins. If you haven’t seen Mary Poppins, just stop wasting our time until you have.

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Willing to learn, good sport
Brainstorms, all sorts

You must be kind, you must be witty
Not too sweet and fairly gritty
Take the initiative to help our team
Flexible hours; live the dream

Never be afraid of dudes
Never cop a shitty attitude
Love the scouring of all websites
And be prepared for a few late nights

If you won’t balk at tight-ish deadlines
We will never give you creative confines
We won’t make you fetch coffee
Till you can’t see
You’ll learn and you’ll do
But all digitally
Hurry, Intern!
Many thanks
Sincerely,

Elasticity

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