I manage a lot of blogs. Whether it be this one, the American Mustache Institute, my contributions at JoeSportsFan, or AOL’s Asylum. There’s a lot of content to keep up with.

Hence, I’m always amazed and exasperated with the immense amount of spam — and not the delicious kind — that people leave in comments. Or at least they try to.

You see, as junk e-mail filters have gotten more effective, spammers have taken to spreading their drivel throughout various blogs by first trying to deposit innocuous and somewhat friendly comments after posts. Then, after the writer approves the post, the spammer returns and leaves more targeted spam, attempting to drive readers to other online portals. It’s annoying more than anything else.

So since we generally don’t let it get on the site, I thought I’d list out some of my favorite spam posts I’ve gotten in recent months, including misspellings and all the trappings. Enjoy.

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